Written in the Stars

Isabeli Fontana at Dolce & Gabbana Fall 2011; Ditzy Star Socks, Gap, $7.16

Socks:  "Enough with the staring.  Just put me on! You know you want me."

Isabeli:  "I do, I DO!  But Stefano and Domenico would be horrified.  You're from Gap."

Socks:  "It'll be our little secret, querida Isabeli"

Isabeli:  "You tempt me so.  Stefano and Domenico did everything in stars this season - star earrings, star dresses, star blouses, star pumps - but no socks!  WTF?  What were they thinking?!

Socks:  "I know.  And this is why you must put me on imediatamente or your entire cosmos will be misaligned.  You don't want to screw with the cosmos, Isabeli!" 

Isabeli:  "Ohhh.  So that's why my horoscope was so off today..."